namel story

theasiannerd:

ohitislove:

jeaaaa:

awesomelise:

creativityexists:

murithesuperficialpixie:

-drizzlefabray:

uh-uh-darling:

threetruthsforeverystory:

goodguysdontspeak:

xconspiracy:

icantbeunique:

whoajemi:

demifuckinglovato:

nathalialawless:

-I Think I Am @Paperboy48503 because I was drooped on the head as a child (WTF?)

i unfollowed my future husband because the voices told me too (o.O lol?)

“i dress like Justin Bieber and now I hate my life” ahahahahahahahahahhaahha

I slept with a gangster and now I hate my life. =)))))))

“I went to Mcdonald’s with Justin Bieber, because i love Justin Bieber SO MUCH”

FUCK MY LIFEEE!

I have nightmares about my bathing suit because I love Justin Biber SO Much
Sure…!

          I dress like Justin Bieber because I was REALLY hungry. [at least I have an excuse for it…]

I went to McDonalds with an old cat because I was REALLY hungry. Omg the first make your own sentence that actually made sense

I gave money to Justin Bieber’s mom because I was REALLY hungry :DDDD

I slept with Oprah because I ran out of other things to do? Um. Ok.

i took a shower with an old cat because i’m a stripper. deal with it. wth.

I unfollowed Julia’s boyfriend because I was dropped on the head as a child. K.

I took a shower with Ke$ha because I ran out of other things to do. 

I used to date my future husband because i ran out of other things to do (what is this ? i can’t even…)